There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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