I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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