I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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