Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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