Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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