why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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