Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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