Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
