WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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