Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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