Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
