wat bout pragnant strippers??
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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