He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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