Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
