so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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