Wipe that smile off your face.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat