I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.