I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
