He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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