good thing vaginas are great cup holders
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
is it fun? or sober?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
