Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I didn't notice because vodka
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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