Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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