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(204): View more from Manitoba

Now it won't go down.

(512): View more from Texas

You've got a gift.

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(315): View more from New York

covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly

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(563): View more from Iowa

How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?

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The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?

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(313): View more from Michigan

awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.

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(716): View more from New York

she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game

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(816): View more from Missouri

He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man

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(513): View more from Ohio

and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home

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(512): View more from Texas

She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.

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