So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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