I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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