There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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