Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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