is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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