Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do. http://tfl.nu/i2co
  Replies (20) Good night (992) Bad night (1802)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot. http://tfl.nu/ztf1
  Replies (69) Good night (4250) Bad night (813)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it http://tfl.nu/dpvg
  Replies (19) Good night (3991) Bad night (1259)
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants. http://tfl.nu/k57a
  Replies (21) Good night (1284) Bad night (5270)
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  We can grow old together and our livers can fail together

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): We can grow old together and our livers can fail together http://tfl.nu/ku07
  Replies (9) Good night (4406) Bad night (1279)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one http://tfl.nu/l60l
  Replies (5) Good night (5001) Bad night (973)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it. http://tfl.nu/9xxm
  Replies (8) Good night (2804) Bad night (1641)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me. http://tfl.nu/jba1
  Replies (5) Good night (2266) Bad night (888)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof? http://tfl.nu/enhx
  Replies (11) Good night (2959) Bad night (753)
• Favorite

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  He won't sleep with me again until I commit...

  (1-320): View more from Minnesota

  Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (320): He won't sleep with me again until I commit... (1-320): Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick. http://tfl.nu/wb9n
  Replies (11) Good night (2053) Bad night (1272)
• Favorite

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (501): He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit. http://tfl.nu/208i
  Replies (10) Good night (1542) Bad night (1059)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking. http://tfl.nu/bbzn
  Replies (2) Good night (984) Bad night (422)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  they sound like some classy girls.

  (1-630): View more from Illinois

  Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): they sound like some classy girls. (1-630): Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting. http://tfl.nu/azgf
  Replies (4) Good night (2014) Bad night (560)
• Favorite

  (+61): View more from Australia

  If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+61): If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that. http://tfl.nu/eyt5
  Replies (1) Good night (890) Bad night (433)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place http://tfl.nu/9hat
  Replies (5) Good night (671) Bad night (232)

Randomize