I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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