Don't you send me to vm
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
whose ass print is on the piano?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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