I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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