Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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