You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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