school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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