oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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