New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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