Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I cockslap morals
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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