Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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