rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've blown a few things in my day
porn star boner night. come get it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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