Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The air taste purple.
Randomize