Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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