I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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