Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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