i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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