there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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