I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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