just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize