i barfeds in our rink
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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