She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
