I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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