Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.