Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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