Already got asked if we're dating
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize