You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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