he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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