do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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