Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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