Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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